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Funny Love Poems for Him

27 Funny Love Poems for Him

Inside: Funny Love Poems to Make Him Laugh.

Love is a funny thing, this you cannot deny. It has absolutely beautiful moments, the kind that sweeps you off your feet. You dance in the rain, sing in the car, and have late-night talks until the wee hours of the morning. It truly is something amazing. But as time goes on, you fall into a routine with them.

Things that you would once never have thought you’d witness, you suddenly have a front row seat. Like seeing them on the toilet, or smelling their terrible morning breath.

But through it all, your love grows deeper and deeper. When you are so close to someone, things are bound to come up that drive you crazy but in a good way.

You should expect nothing less when you are excepting a whole person, as they are. The good, the bad, and the stinky.

Funny Birthday Love Poems for Him

There are so many ways you can show your person how much you love him; presents, flowers(that’s right, men deserve flowers too), and even poems. I think that poetry is such a beautiful and fun way to get your point across in a way that feels even more special than if you were to just say it.

So if you would like to express your feelings for your man through a poem, then you are in the right place.

I’ve compiled the funniest and sweetest Love Poems for Him that I could find. So take a look, and if none of these are connecting with you, use them as inspiration to writing your own!

Funny Birthday Love Poems for Him

Birthdays are one of the best occasions to show someone how much you love them. It’s a day that you get to step back and fully appreciate the fact that they were born. So many of the best poems come in the form of cheesy love declarations, at least in my opinion. I made sure to include some of the funniest ones as well as some sweet ones with a humorous tone. These really got me in my feels for my guy.

1. Birthday Poem

If I could, I’d sing a song,

Filled with love & praise.

Using notes & melody,

Musical bouquets.


If I could paint with brush strokes

I could show you how I feel;

With colors, light, and texture,

I’d prove my love is real.


If I could fly, I’d soar so high

Grazing heaven above,

Trailing a giant banner:

(name) is the one I love!


I can’t do those, but I can do this:

I can hug you tight and say,

I hope your birthday is the best,

A joy-filled pleasure buffet.


Happy Birthday Love!


2.  Today Is Your Birthday

Today is your birthday, don’t pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair,
Not a day over twenty,
I’m kidding, you’re plenty.

Don’t mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble,
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.

What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or clown?
I knew you would frown.


Corny Love Poems

3. Funny Birthday Poem

Bottle of beer, how about one or two?
Relax and let’s sit back, to admire the view
Umbrellas up, shades on
Music plays, as we node to the songs
I love you handsome, hope this birthday is special so
Such an amazing day, happy birthday to you


4. A Birthday Sonnet for My Love

Another year has passed for you, sweetheart;
It’s time to cut the cake and celebrate.
And once again, my love, I start to think
Of things about you I appreciate.

It means so much to have you in my life;
Your loving care fills up my days with pleasure.
Your warm and giving nature helps create
Close, special times together that I treasure.

I live within a safe and steady world,
Because you love me unconditionally.
Your easygoing ways mean that I’m blessed
With peace and joy and blissful harmony.

To me your birthday is a precious day;
I hope it brings you joy in every way.

Joanna Fuchs

5. Birthday

Here they come, with birthday cheer, Bringing gifts just once a year, People you don’t even like; You really wish they’d take a hike. This should be a glad occasion; But it seems more like a SWAT invasion. Go away! Just take a break! Oh well, at least there’s birthday cake.


6. Young at Heart

Happy birthday young at heart,
So many decades, where to start?
With energy, like that pink bunny,
You make us look lazy, that’s not funny!

Never-ending old school ways,
Filled with stories, to Amaze!
Listening has been lost with age,
You belong on theatre stage.

If you manage to forget,
we’ll remind you, don’t you fret.
Happy birthday young at heart,
Smile with joy, you old fart.

-Martin Dejnicki

7. Smelly Man

Hello Love, Im glad you’re here,

to celebrate another year.

Birthday’s are my favorite day,

to tell you all I have to say.

I think you’re cute, sweet & smart…

But I like you less when I smell your farts.


Funny Love Rhymes for Him

When you think of poetry, I bet rhyming comes to mind. I totally understand why rhyming poetry is the best! It’s fun, easy on the eyes, and has such a rhythmic feel when you are reading it. So if your person loves a good old-fashioned rhyming poem, then this is the list for you. There are so many good ones on here, they’d be perfect for your next card. Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, A Birthday, an Anniversary, or just because, there is a poem for every occasion!

8.  Unknown

You remind me of a hot summer day
Some days I just can’t stand the heat
Yet here you stay
There are days I wish to be alone
Yet you follow me still
I love you woman, but let’s keep it real
Sometimes you remind me
Of a hot summer day
I love being around you
But at times I need you to go away


9. Sweet Misery

When I fell in love with you,
it made a wreck of me.
I feel so dazed and dizzy
that it’s hard for me to see.
I get too hot and sweat a lot.
I hardly eat a bite.
My pulse beats like a kettle drum
and keeps me up at night.
My stomach hurts and I go down
as if I’ve got the bends.
Love’s causing me sweet misery–
I hope it never ends!


10. As It Turns Out

As It Turns Out,

I have come to like you

more than I originally planned.

It would seem like,

Your amourous guile

Diabolical charm, and

romantic wiles,

have sucseeded in capturing

my interest.

Oh and your Ass

Played a big part.


11. Miracle on Terrapin Creek

Let me tell you a story
One day, near summer’s end
Martha and her husband
Went canoeing with a friend

Suddenly a log’s there!
And what can Martha do?
Then she’s in the water
She tipped from her canoe

The canoe was righted
But she’s still in the creek
“I cannot climb back in there!
Oh, I am just too weak!”

Then the men were thinking
About what they could do
To somehow get her out
And into the canoe

Then their friend gave warning
He pointed, “Look up there!
In the logs and branches
I saw a snake–beware!”

Now it has been proven
That miracles are true
For when they looked at Martha
She’s back in the canoe!

-Faith Alexis

12. A Cooked Goose

When you come home late at night
Open the door and turn on the light
You had better be extremely quite
Or your goodly wife you may excite

And I’m sure she will not be polite
When she orders you out of her sight
There is no use trying to be contrite
The dog will have company overnight

Your goose is well and truly cooked alright

Shane Cooper 

13. Monday Morning Madness

Just because the morning starts
like the morning straight from hell,
and the little one is screaming
and you need a magic spell,
just because you burned the pancakes
and the bacon, well it’s crisp,
do not rant and rave and stutter
or you’ll acquire a nasty lisp!
If your husband’s little habits
drive you batty, do not fret,
but don’t fill his cup with poison;
well, perhaps at least not yet!
If the dog destroyed your curtains
and your mother-in-law is back,
and you hurt your precious pinky
when you tried to nail a tack,
do not turn suicidal
and do not give up, no way!
After all it’s just the morning!
You still have the whole damn day!

Susan Jeavons  

14. Oreo Cookies

Oreo cookies
Followed me home

I wanted to keep them but they had better plans.
I ate eight of them yesterday, with cool, cold milk.

My husband asked today if I need anything from the store.
Oreo cookies! My happy side yells.
We have already gained so much weight, my ugly self complains.

My husband does not hear the words,
But he knows me well.

Oreo cookies
Followed him home.

-Caren Krutsinger  

Funny Romantic Poetry

Funny Romantic Poems

Romance and comedy go hand in hand. It may seem like the opposite, but it is really not. If you don’t have humor while your are with someone, the relationship may not last very long. Somethings you just need to laugh at, like when they leave the toilet seat up or forget to put a trash bag in the can. It can be frustrating as heck, but if you come at it with a sense of humor then you will find that you are more at ease. Choose your battles and all that jazz. So check out these funny Romantic Poems!

15. I Hope This Gives You A Good Hearty Laugh

I thought it was kind of romantic
I wasn’t being a fanatic
I pulled it out in the cold
You thought that was a bit bold
I wrote it in the snow about you and me
How much I love you I wrote it with my pee

I almost froze it off – it and my left ball
Then you hurt me when you said it was too small
It’s like out of the pool
It follows the same rule
Not that I expected you to drool
But you didn’t need to be cruel

Now I pull it out again and what I write
Your not going to like – it might cause a fight
Not just what it says about you that is quite biting
But the fact it was your sister who did the writing

Maurice Yvonne  

16. Teacher’s Pet

As I look back, it all seems funny now
Recalling all those awkward teen age years
I pushed the limits farther than allowed
Supposedly when young, we had no fears

Infatuation caught me with the blues
My heart was swollen by love’s gentle sting
It was a crush that only left a bruise
Left by the diamond in her wedding ring

The first day I laid eyes on her, I fell
The lightning bolt she was, that shook my world
And to this day I swear I’d know her smell
Could she have read my mind, she’d likely hurled

I hated school but never missed her class
She said she loved me ’cause I made her laugh

Daniel Turner 

17. Like a Fart

I’m like a fart
Puff I’m here
There is no easy escape
Once I am here
No one gets away
Once I’ve gone
It’s only a matter of time
Before I return

For my husband on chili night.

-Sasha Marchlewski

18. Sweet Carmel

The taste of homemade Carmel so sweet/ everyone I know desires the treat.

After one night in the kitchen covered/ half the pan gone, next morning discovered.

Is it my beagle Lily whom loves any food? / she seems in a hyper beagle mood.

I know I heard a squeak in the night / a dream ? No, for low was the kitchen light.

T’was my husband, for he can’t resist/ soft , buttered brown sugar , a Vanilla twist.

-Shanity Rain

19. Rose sung for me

Rose sung for me
The garden buzzed from red petals
I was stung by a bee

Michelo Mweetwa 

20. Just Kidding

You know I love the way you snore

And you’ve confessed my stink you adore

We peed while one was brushing teeth

I know the brand of tampon needed

But what opens my heart to its very core

You still laugh at my stuff

Though you’ve heard it before

-Bevan Audstone

21. Love is Contagious

Love is like a bad winter cold
It strikes at the young and the old
It’s not something for which they can inoculate
There is no cure for those who participate
So even if you feel like you have the flu
Love is just something you must go through

Paul Curtis

Funny Love Ryhmes for Him

Corny Love Poems for Him

Okay, I will admit it. I am a sucker for the corniest of love declarations! I am not ashamed. Cheesy romance movies are my go to for date night, or any night for that matter. I think that we classify such things as corny because showing that much mushy love for someone can be such a vulnerable thing, but I think this should be celebrated! So take a look at these corny poems, and if you feel yourself cringe, ask yourself why.

22. Close your eyes

“Close your eyes and think of me
Close your eyes and try to see
Our hearts together and what could be
Our love forever as destiny.”

Elizabeth Smith

23. He’s A Keeper

He’s a keeper, the relatives all agreed.

You’re lucky to have this one.

Marriage will link me too

-Caren Krutsinger

24. Sweet Love Of Mine

When I fell in love with you,
it made a wreck of me.
I feel so dazed and dizzy
that it’s hard for me to see.
I get too hot and sweat a lot.
I hardly eat a bite.
My pulse beats like a kettle drum
and keeps me up at night.
My stomach hurts, and I go down
as if I’ve got the bends.
Love’s causing me sweet misery–
I hope it never ends!

Suzanna Rose

25. A Gift From God

Love can’t be described.
It has no shape, it has no form.
Love is not an object.
Love does not conform.

Love enters our lives
The moment we are born.
From the cradle to the grave,
Love’s in everyone.

Love burns like a candle
That sometimes flickers but never dies.
Love may be invisible,
Although it’s right before your eyes,

Love can leave you empty,
Love can make you whole.
Love can make or break you,
Love is in your soul.

Love is in your heart,
Love is in your mind.
Love doesn’t discriminate,
Love is always blind.

Love is universal,
It encompasses the globe.
No matter where you are,
Love has a language all its own.

Love is all around you.
There’s plenty of love to spare.
You cannot see or touch it,
But love is everywhere.

Love’s the greatest power,
And yet it is so small.
Love’s a gift from God
To be shared amongst us all.

-John P. Read

26. Would It Be Ok?

Would it be ok if I took some of your time?
Would it be ok if I wrote you a rhyme?

Would it be ok if I opened my heart?
Would it be ok if I took on the part

Of being your man and showed you a view,
One that only a real man could do?

Would it be ok if I could make you smile?
Would it be ok if I held you awhile?

Would it be ok if I kissed your face?
Would it be ok if I were to replace

All the men in your past that just wouldn’t do
And vow to be faithful and always be true?

Would it be alright to look in your eyes?
Would it be alright to never tell lies?

Would it be alright to find a way?
Would it be alright to long for the day

To pull you close and whisper in your ear
And tell you our feelings are nothing to fear?

Would it be ok if I took some of your time?
Would it be ok if I wrote you a rhyme?

To tell you there’s nothing I’d rather do
Than spend my whole life loving only you…

-Ryan Stiltz

27. If I Thought

If I thought for just one moment that this would be my last breath,
I’d tell you I’ll love you forever, even beyond death.
If I thought for just one moment that your face would be the last I’d see,
I’d take a million pictures and save them just for me.
If I thought for just one moment that your voice would be the last I’d hear,
I’d listen attentively and promise not to shed a tear.
If I thought for just one moment that your touch would be the last I’d feel,
I’d embrace you and know that this has all been real.
If I thought for just one moment that my heart would beat its last beat,
I’d thank the Lord for allowing us to meet.

-Dana Schwartz

Funny Love Poems for Him

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